MillionManLan 6

Another MillionMan is in the books and, whew, I’m exhausted (even two days later). It was another great time, and impossible to summarize in a reasonable blog entry, but here are some highlights:

World Series of Video Games

For the second year, the Million Man BYOPC was joined by the pro tournaments hosted by WSVG. If “professional” and “video games” sound strange together, it shouldn’t, the WSVG handed out $90k at this event alone. Gamers from around the world (many have corporate sponsorships) actually follow the WSVG (and similar) circuits to try to claim their share of prize money. Then there’s the Lan party side – the weekend warriors who bring their rig to have fun for four continuous days. Some gamers participate in both, others stick to one side of the fence or the other. The great thing about the pro tournaments is that it’s still an open competition – anyone can play, in hopes of staging a great David v Goliath win, or at least have some humiliating fun. See my MillionMan blog entry from 2 years ago for that perspective 🙂


There were a bunch of vendor booths in the WSVG area, and although they were stingy with the swag this year, they were showing off some cool stuff. Intel (the primary sponsor of the event) had a playable preview of Crysis running, along with a bunch of released games running on high end hardware. Over at the Nvidia booth I got to play some games on a 30″ Dell LCD driven by twin 8800GTX in SLI.

Duct Tape Server

Our server not only survived the drive and made it to server row, but performed flawlessly throughout the four days. It got a lot of looks, quite a few kudos, and definitely some laughs. The most tense moment came in the morning of the last day when an announcement came over the PA that we needed to attend to our server. Upon walking up, you could hear this awful buzzing sound. Expecting the worst, I felt the case (like you do to a door when a house is on fire) and opened her up. Turns out the intake fan had slipped a little and the blades were contacting some loose tape. Easiest repair ever – just taped it back into place.

Duct Tape Wars

Team Boom Tape won our third consecutive contest – though this one was a tie. The task this time was to build a pendulum. The team’s who creation oscillates longest wins. Ground rules were the same as usual: one hour, one roll of tape (but not the roll itself), and any spit or ink you care to use. Our five person team spent about 10 minutes planning, and every second of the remaining hour building. By the end, we had used every bit of tape from the roll. Our structure consisted of a pyramid frame supporting a braided duct tape “rope” attached to a cylindrical weight of rolled layers.

It turned out however the competition planners didn’t have a great means to actually judge it. They tried counting oscillations, which soon proved to take WAY too long to repeat for each contraption. Then they tried setting all pendulums in motion at once and waited for a final one to remain swinging. After waiting several minutes into this approach, only two remained moving – ours was one. As the oscillations became smaller, it became clear that ‘stopped’ would be pretty subjective and that either pendulum may continue moving very minutely for an hour or more. So the staff offered both of our teams a tie and gave all of us prizes for the win. Boom Tape in front, co-winner is behind us to the right:

Guitar Hero Tourney

The WSVG Guitar Hero tournament was awesome. Unlike most gaming tournaments where skill and strategy might be tough to discern for non-players, GH (basically a video game version of playing air guitar) drawls a large crowd and everyone can pretty much tell when you mess up. I hardly have played so I wasn’t involved, but Minion X and Prof Xomox mustered the guts and tried it. The competition (which lasted several days) was fierce. Out of 31 first round competitors Minion X managed to pull in 22nd place and Xomox brought up the bottom of the pack in 27th.


Command & Conquer 3 Tourney

This was a non-pro 2v2 single elimination tournament. Since no one else in our group is into C&C;, I paired up on the spot with a gamer I met on the forums a couple weeks back. Before the tournament we played a couple practice games to work on a cooperative strategy, and then we were set. Or so we thought. Ten minutes into the match my partner, Kore, was getting pounded. By the time I helped him fend off the onslaught, both opponents sent in a higher tech wave and smashed him, and then me pretty convincingly. I was a good strategy on their part; it got me divert from building units to building defensive structures at his base, which left me with a relatively small low-tech army. The game was a blast though much due to my teenage partner’s alternating trash-talking and panicked cries over the VOIP. “Oh yeah, you want some of that, oh, come get it”, then “Holy crap, I’m getting swallowed f-ing alive over here!!!”

Other Gaming

A lot of misc gaming filled the days, including BF2, Unreal 2k4, Serious Sam II, and a little Quake 4. Our group also spent hours getting into Supreme Commander for the first time. That game is very cool, and very different from C&C3.; Where C&C; matches may last 20-40 minutes, SC games can last for hours!

Away from the CPU

As usual the MML staff had some nice physical activities available for when you actually wanted to burn a calorie or two. I enjoyed the joust and basketball – usually late at night to get my blood going again. Gratch was dominating in a joust tournament until things went haywire:

And he and Xomox tried to sumo one another for a while:

Another bit of amusement was grilling out in a makeshift shelter during a heavy rain and setting sun. Boom did a great job feeding the whole crew.

Prizes

Last year at MML I won a sweet gaming chair and a headset together worth a couple hundred bucks. This year the luck continued…between the Duct Tape Wars win and being drawn in a trivia contest I came back with high end Fatal1ty keyboard, mouse, and CPU cooler (worth a combined $160 at least). Not that I look to make money from attending, but lately going to these events is covering the $65 registration fee a couple times over!

Summary

It was another awesome event. This MML seemed to fly by significantly faster than the others for some reason. I met some cool new people, played some cool new games, decreased my free hard drive space by about 90 gig, and again was fascinated by the freakishly-good pros. If you’re reading this, game, and have never been – you really should start making plans for next June.

Filed under Lanwar

LonelyServer15

UPDATE – I’m continuing to update this list as time goes on. It seems the news is still spreading!

Duct Tape Server had a nice rush of popularity over the weekend. News of the server and the site quickly spread to a number of news feeds and blogs, including:

There were also a couple posts on Digg and the YouTube video has over 4500 views now. OK, so maybe it never went “viral”, but it had its 15 minutes of online fame.

Filed under Comp hardware / mods

Duct Tape Server

Yes that’s right…a server made from duct tape. We just completed this server which we plan to take to Million Man LAN 6 later this week. DTS is the brainchild of Blackbane and I as we decided that Team Boom Tape needed to send a message to our Duct Tape Wars competitors that nobody pwns duct tape like we do. Besides the computer components it’s completely made from TAPE!

We’ll have this thing on server row at MML, and it will run our Ventrilo (VOIP) server and as well as an Armagetron tournament we’re organizing.

For more details and pictures, check out its very own website.

Filed under Comp hardware / mods

The Jesus Phone Cometh

The iPhone will hit stores later this month and I decided I wouldn’t remain in the 1% of blogs not to post something about it. All the following thoughts are coming completely from web rumor and my own speculation, so like any online iPhone diatribe…it’s all BS.

When I first saw this thing back in January I was blown away and vowed it’d be the first iAnything I’d come to own. Yeah, that’s right, avid music guy that I am, I’ve not fallen for the bouncy white ear bud propaganda and bought into the idea that spending a couple hundred bucks on a bulky mp3 player is OK. But that’s another rant.

Now that release time for the cellular water-walker is getting closer, I’m not so sure. Some things make for a convenient assimilation – D and I have both been on Cingular for years, and our Motos are getting a little dated so we’ve been thinking about upgrading the phones. It’d be nice to have a phone I could use as a media player (music and photos mostly, I don’t care particularly much about watching movies at 3.5 inches wide. Surfing the web isn’t uber-important for me either, I have all kinds of laptops which can do that so much better. I would like to use the future device as a way to shuffle files around (hopefully transferred wirelessly), but that’s icing on the cake. On the other hand, it goes without saying that syncing contacts, calendar events, and texting should be a breeze in any new phone I get.

Today news / rumor that the iPhone wouldn’t support Flash hit the web and I’m not happy about that at all. I’ll hold out hope that this may be just misreported or if not, at least fixed in a firmware update. I also read a report which stated it won’t sync to Outlook on a PC, and another which said it will, but only via iTunes. That would be a deal breaker so I’m anxiously awaiting something more concrete about that. And lastly I’ve read that regardless of what it syncs to, it can’t sync wirelessly, which (if true) is surprising and disappointing for a ‘smart phone’.

Perhaps the biggest downfall of the iPhone will be its biggest selling point – that sexy touchscreen. When you factor in that (1) you must look at the screen to operate it and (2) you’ll have to take gloves off in the winter to use it, it just doesn’t seem all that “smart”. I’m also worried about the screen’s durability. One thing about having a flip phone is that I’ve gotten quite used to tossing my phone in my laptop case or a coat pocket with other stuff (even, gasp, keys). I know this isn’t like an iPod screen, but Apple has yet to prove they can manufacture things that are beautiful and durable. Lastly, in situations which involve the “soft-keyboard” it seems to takes a huge amount of space away from that awesome screen. And doesn’t it seem as though it’ll be really tough to type notes or sms on the tiny touch keyboard?

It’s too bad that they were so in love with the touchscreen that they forgot usability. Typing is a tactile thing damn it. The touchscreen paired with a slide qwerty would have been killer! You know like this:

Some more thoughts: I guess this is “you have to use it to see” kind of thing, but in Apple’s voicemail demo where are my other message options besides delete and call back?

Also in the “I really need to try it first” category is the means in which everything is scrolled. Be it contact lists, your music library, or whatever it all seems to have the same finger slide interaction. The inertia modeled “scroll throw” looks cool, but if I want to listen to “Sisters of Mercy” do I really have to scroll past hundreds of others? Even if it zips along pretty fast that just doesn’t seem efficient. There needs to be a way to type a letter (or three like “SIS”) to skip down.

At the end of the month I’ll be rushing out just like everyone else… to play with one, but I doubt I’ll be lining up to buy one. If the RAZR taught us anything it’s that good looks and marketing hype only go so far (sorry, you guys that actually bought one). Now if it only could turn water to wine…

Filed under General News

Bah, Pirates 3

(Arr, there be no spoilers here, matey).
We made a rare trip to an actual movie theatre two weekends ago to join in the box office frenzy of Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End. Maybe instead of frenzy, I should say fiasco, because it’s a shame this mess of a movie will be among the highest grossers of the year (and all time).

A lot of reviews have complained that the plot falls somewhere on the scale between convoluted and incomprehensible. I can appreciate how some of this “plot play” comes from the idea that pirates are morally ambiguous – but still the erratic storyline and characters’ changing allegiances didn’t do much to make the movie any more enjoyable – only longer. It seems to be a movie that begs you to concentrate on the story while not at all taking itself seriously (more on that in a minute). And that’s I think where a lot of viewers have problems following the movie…as soon as they turn off their mind to endure the high seas slapstick, several twists in the story throw them off course.

Gather round, I’m only going to explain this one more time

From the opening scene, I was pleasantly surprised – the somber executions had me thinking we were in for a darker, more mature Pirates movie. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t go in expecting a serious, dark pirate flick, but seeing a flash of that made me realize what a cool tact that could have been. But instead it was only a matter of time before Disney shellac and gratuitous CGI sent things whirling into the abyss. In many cases it seemed even the good stuff was just so overcooked it lost its flavor. None the less here’s a little rundown of my impressions:

Acting:

  • Depp was very good (most of the time), though some of the shticks and hallucinations seemed to really push the bounds of self-indulgence. Still, I can forgive that, it is his franchise after all.
  • Geoffrey Rush was great (most of the time), with his twisted snarl and boisterous laugh he was the only guy that reminded you this was a pirate movie.
  • Keira Knightley makes for a fun enough pirate grrrl, but her speeches taken from Braveheart were painful to sit through.
  • Orlando Bloom? Forgettable.
  • Keith Richards was a fun addition, and had by far the best sea-worn make-up…oh wait, nevermind.
  • Chow Yun-Fat was pretty enjoyable as a much needed bad ass, but I still had to wonder whether the addition of the whole Asian pirate collective was really necessary.

I’m here, but I don’t know why

Gags:

  • Undead, flaming monkey: Awesome.
  • Attack of the 50 foot sea goddess: Horrible and useless.
  • Crazy Jack’s delusions: Brilliant, in Davy Jones locker, but eventually annoying and dumb (pocket Jack hanging from a braid and “don’t move I’ve lost my brain”).
  • Repeated metaphors of man parts: Horrible – save those for the next Ben Stiller movie.

Really? You’re going to go there?

What else:

  • Costumes: Awesome – there’s no denying that one.
  • Soundtrack: I gotta give some credit here, if there is one thing that helps moves this 168 minutes behemoth along it’s the music.
  • Pirate lords and the pirate king: Whatever – useless to the plot.
  • Battles: Hand to hand and ship to ship all pretty well done; no doubt that’s why most people will pay the money to see it and why some will say it was a good movie.

In summary, damn you Jerry Bruckheimer, you suckered me again!

Filed under Movies